DEEP THOUGHTS BY EASTON WILLIAMSON...

"mom, what do you think i should do once i retire from the NHL?"
"mom, do spiders die when they have their babies?"
"has a car been around longer than a cell phone?"
"do birds die if they get wet?"
"my favorite subeject is candy...no, i take that back. my favorite subject is girls, and hockey, and baseball."
"mom when a dogs wags it's tail does that mean it pooted and it's blowing it away?"